Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Avoiding the flu!

A pastor was visiting an elderly church member. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

1 comment:

  1. a gay guy runs to the emergency and tells the doc hey doc, i got a real bad pain up my ass so the doctor put on a pair of rubber gloves and sticks his hand up the fags ass and pulls out a bouquet of flowers

    doc: hey fagot, u wont believe this shit.. u got a bouquet of flowers up ur ass

    fag: ooooooooh read the card!!